Sunday, 25 August 2013
Five GOLDEN Rules to Remember in Life:
1. Forgive your enemy but always remember the bastard's name.
2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
NOTE: These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
1. Forgive your enemy but always remember the bastard's name.
2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
NOTE: These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
